I had a really weird dream last night so I thought I'd share.
I dreamed that I got a job at a place that sold chicken nuggets.
AFTER they hired me, they asked me if I had any culinary skills. So I showed them.
The manager didn't like my skills. (And by the way, I have no idea how to make potato skins in real life.)
So I was to be punished for not following the rules.
The manager threw some chicken nuggets at me.
I ran for my life and ended up in some back room where a mysterious coworker was chilling.
He said, "ah yes, this is a terrible place to work. I also work at a pizza shop. Pizza shop work is fun. You should come work there with me."
And he gave me his card.
It might be a calling... Haha
ReplyDeleteWell I did wake up hungry.
DeleteThe first nugging is always the worst. After a while however, you might come to enjoy it. Who doesn't love free nuggets? :|
ReplyDeleteI hope it was just serving as a reminder to how much it sucks to work in fast food.. I don't tend do well at jobs that make me wear aprons.
ReplyDelete"Pizzaaaaaaaaa"
ReplyDelete..aaaaa
DeleteThis reminded me of the story I read the other day: http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-57367638-10391704/british-teen-stacey-irvine-hospitalized-after-eating-nothing-but-chicken-nuggets-for-15-years/
ReplyDeleteWhen you started to get nugged, I thought you were going to open your mouth and just let it in.
Holy jeebuz that is a lot of nuggets. I wonder if she knows that McDonald's sells them in groups of 50 now.. just $10. Don't know how I know that.. >_>'
DeleteI hate to admit this, but a friend and I ordered the 50 pc once. I ate about 30, he about 15. I didn't feel well the next day. I have no idea how she's not dead.
DeleteFrom what I read, she ordered the kid's meal, which came with a toy and she has a bin full of those toys... =|
This is amazing
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-Elizabeth
Just be glad it wasn't a knife factory.
ReplyDeleteFo' reals
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