July 16, 2012

Mission: Not Possible

I know you know what it's like going into Target.  You go in just wanting to buy one, maybe two things, but somehow end up in the check out line with a shopping cart full of things.   It is pretty much impossible for this NOT to happen.

In an attempt to defy the odds and set a world record or something, I made it my mission today to only purchase ONE item from Target.  Crazy, I know.  I'm a daredevil.

I needed to get some sunscreen since I was going to go for a walk outside in the sun.

But of course, Target is very distracting in all of its awesome, nifty ways.  I also had some time to kill, which was dangerous to the mission.  This resulted in some seemingly innocent browsing.

But I knew what was up.

I paid for my sunscreen and got the heck out of there.

The End.

(There is a Starbucks inside my Target.)

P.S. There is one more thing I am supposed to add here.

Behold, it is Robert as a lizard.


  1. Can i be a pegasus!?!?!?!?


    -Brooke, of the cannon variety

    (i'm just too lazy to log in)

    Also i did a lot of haha's and lol's as i read this. Because i went to target on friday and spent $150... o.O And all i needed was a mop and a pillow...... it's a devious seducing devil store....

    1. Normally boyfriend goes with me to help me not buy the whole store, since men tend to be more immune to shopping trickery.

      Also, WE SHALL SEE. You gotta tell me what colors you like and stuff. I would have never known that Robert wanted to be a blue lizard unless he told me.


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