I received this note on my Facebook page a long time ago. I can safely assure you that the majority of my posts are not a result of direct threats. HOWEVER, birthdays are serious business. They must be acknowledged.
SO, Chelsea.. without any further cowering or hesitation, please accept this non-compulsory gift.
What?
Just open it.
EAT IT!
WHAT'S THAT?? A GOLDEN TICKET??
PREPARE TO EXPERIENCE A CHOCOLATE
Oh! It's Rachel hiding in the chocolate! She's ALWAYS doing that!
Don't be silly!
And then..
Go to Target.
WHAT? MUSIC?? SWING IS EVOLVING!!!
NO WAIT, THAT'S--
It's Christina!
Duh!
Happy Birthday!
I think you covered all the topics
ReplyDeleteThis reads just like an episode of Adventure Time! :D
ReplyDeleteOh maybe I should watch that show then.. I have never seen it o_o
ReplyDeleteSo I was re-reading through your posts and in my re-ing, i re-realized that my comment on this never went through on my birthday. SOOOO THANK YOU SO MUCH AGAIN!!! I feel extremely special that you created a birthday post for me with or without strong coercion on my part =]
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome!
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