January 30, 2012


I had a really weird dream last night so I thought I'd share.

I dreamed that I got a job at a place that sold chicken nuggets.

AFTER they hired me, they asked me if I had any culinary skills.  So I showed them.

The manager didn't like my skills.  (And by the way, I have no idea how to make potato skins in real life.)

So I was to be punished for not following the rules.

The manager threw some chicken nuggets at me.

I ran for my life and ended up in some back room where a mysterious coworker was chilling.

He said, "ah yes, this is a terrible place to work.  I also work at a pizza shop.  Pizza shop work is fun.  You should come work there with me."  

And he gave me his card.


  1. It might be a calling... Haha

  2. The first nugging is always the worst. After a while however, you might come to enjoy it. Who doesn't love free nuggets? :|

  3. I hope it was just serving as a reminder to how much it sucks to work in fast food.. I don't tend do well at jobs that make me wear aprons.

  4. This reminded me of the story I read the other day: http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-57367638-10391704/british-teen-stacey-irvine-hospitalized-after-eating-nothing-but-chicken-nuggets-for-15-years/

    When you started to get nugged, I thought you were going to open your mouth and just let it in.

    1. Holy jeebuz that is a lot of nuggets. I wonder if she knows that McDonald's sells them in groups of 50 now.. just $10. Don't know how I know that.. >_>'

    2. I hate to admit this, but a friend and I ordered the 50 pc once. I ate about 30, he about 15. I didn't feel well the next day. I have no idea how she's not dead.

      From what I read, she ordered the kid's meal, which came with a toy and she has a bin full of those toys... =|

  5. This is amazing

  6. Just be glad it wasn't a knife factory.


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