Yes but can you multitask in a fast paced environment, driving cross functional synergies across disparate geographic boundaries, while we throw Nerf arrows at you and act generally like we own you?
"Excellent spatial acuity and precision in the workplace. Capable to adapting to even the most adverse and dangerous conditions in the work environment."
So true... so true...
ReplyDeleteExactly.
ReplyDeleteYes but can you multitask in a fast paced environment, driving cross functional synergies across disparate geographic boundaries, while we throw Nerf arrows at you and act generally like we own you?
ReplyDeleteI can confidently claim that I have Nerf weaponry experience in a workplace environment, as well as incredible aim.
DeleteOn a resume, that's:
Delete"Excellent spatial acuity and precision in the workplace.
Capable to adapting to even the most adverse and dangerous conditions in the work environment."
Those are fairly common requirements for the modern office. (Or should be.)
Deletethis is exactly how I feel right now!! ps- HI SARA :)
ReplyDeleteHI!
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